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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:51
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
United States roster at 2026 Olympics will differ from 4 Nations Face-Off, GM says - NHL.com
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
China Rare-Earth Magnet Maker Gets Green Light for US Exports - Bloomberg
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
They put up a sign reading
The Y chromosome is disappearing, and this fact is already causing problems for men - Earth.com
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)